- Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
- Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
- Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
- Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
- Me: Certainly. And your name is?
- Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: Yes.
- Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”.
It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at.
On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD”
Peggy created and named the entire spy organization after STEVE’S SHIELD.
OH MY FREAKING GOD.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?
“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”
I can’t believe I understood all those words
oh my god
CMV made at the Dutchlockian meet-up on 6-04-2014
Not really planned, but I decided to take my camera with me and so I told the group to split in small groups and come up with something to show on camera. This is the result. (Don’t forget to click the HD button!)
(Thanks to all the cosplayers, the other camera person and the one who held the camera when I was getting slapped)
Hello my beloved friends!
I will open some Commission slots because my rat Tony is ill, and I don’t have the money to pay the vet for her.
So if you want to help a little sweet rat and like my art style.. take a slot and help both of us C:
I would be really hay if you wuld help me and her!
Please write me if you are interessed and we will talk about the price in a private message! Also about the payment.
and if you can’t buy something please reblogg it! :c
"Your circle…it’s flawless. Do it again."
what kind of sorcery….
IMPOSSIBLE STOP IT
They used to test if people were insane by how well they could draw a circle. If you could draw a circle perfectly, you were considered insane.
Look how great Dean and Sam can draw circles…
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?